Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 21, 2017

cj cook

is the most sexy man on this world i wanna get in his pants, and i love his real name is amazing

cj cook is the reason i get wet at night, richard lee cook jr is hot

by 69hotie69girl November 11, 2015

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

by LordBuckNaked August 16, 2024

DJ COOK

dj cook is known as hypocrite.he is mostly known as hypocrite from everyone (even me.i say that dj cook is an hypocrite in the lost server, but this captain cowboy dude ban me from the server).dj cook also get attacked of YFGA or youtube fatherless gay army.he is also being uhhh something in his roblox video thumbnail on his second account djlovesturbo.djlovesturbo name use to be 'dj cook v2" but it changed.he use to play gta, roblox, minecraft.but then dj cook v2 name changed into djlovesturbo when he start making those video like 'the weirdest channel ever'.hes viewers are maybe kids.and djlovesturbo once make fun of people with face disease.and he mostly hates morgz and lankybox

"dj cook is an hypocrite"

by ComeAlong May 07, 2024

Dj cook

A youtuber who "exposes" 3AM youtubers or little kids. He isnt that good and is gets repetetive real fast after a phew videos, and never aknowleges real serious problems :<

"Dj cook only uses kids videos for money"

by Stella_starz February 22, 2024

tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022

am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024