A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.
Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
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When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head
When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head
Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !
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Public transport phenomenon.
Buses between 9:30am and 10:00am. When the commuters have all gone to work, the fares are reduced and the blue rinses and concession cards flood the system en route to the Bingo halls, charity shops and coffee mornings.
During this time it is usual to expect 10 minutes at each stop on the route as every single passenger either stops to discuss the weather with the driver or takes an age to find there concession card. Going anywhere by bus between 9:30am and 10am is likely to take twice as long as any other time of day!
Buses between 9:30am and 10:00am. When the commuters have all gone to work, the fares are reduced and the blue rinses and concession cards flood the system en route to the Bingo halls, charity shops and coffee mornings.
During this time it is usual to expect 10 minutes at each stop on the route as every single passenger either stops to discuss the weather with the driver or takes an age to find there concession card. Going anywhere by bus between 9:30am and 10am is likely to take twice as long as any other time of day!
- Crap, What time is it?
-- 10am, why?
- I got on the bingo bus without realizing! This journey is going to take forever!
-- 10am, why?
- I got on the bingo bus without realizing! This journey is going to take forever!
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