Brandon Klingerman

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy

I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.

by YouTuber”jaystation” August 23, 2023

Brandon

An annoying orchestra student that is stuck up and plays war thunder every day.

person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming

person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin

by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023

David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

Bloody Brandon

when brandon calls people out for something and then does it himself no less than 5 seconds later.

brandon: don’t mute because when everybody mutes you all end up leaving

*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*

“bloody brandon.”💅✨

by nobnardxo September 8, 2018

The Brandon Special

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.

We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!

by Darla Defective September 25, 2020

A Brandon

means a square up tight and virgin

Your such a Brandon

by Tommy oakes July 28, 2021

Sussy Brandon

A sussy and sexy male with a gigantic cock who fucks his boys. Usually Adam and Gayson. Hard and fast

My boy did a Sussy Brandon on me last night

by Deezdeezdeezdeez September 9, 2021