Fluorescent Ass Rape

The penetration of any fluorescent object, typically a large blunt one, rammed forcibly into an unknowing victim in a rape fashion.

Oh my god! He just go fluorescent ass raped by that chick!

by Derek Scholl March 20, 2009

Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009

colon the ass pirate

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI

Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005

verbal ass whip

To whip someones ass, using only words.

Variant of Verbal Bitch Slap

Quote, Gang Starr - U Know My Steez
"Now I'm sick
fed up with the bullshit
got the lyrical full clip giving you a verbal ass whip"

by Spankley April 24, 2008

Shit Ass Ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

by TheLumbahjack September 16, 2008

sucks many asses

when something is so horrendous that it not only sucks one ass, it sucks multiple asses.

The U.S. foreign policy, particularly under the current administration, sucks many asses.

by truck May 15, 2005

Colombian Ass Tickler

Adj: The act of shoving cocaine up ones asshole for the purpose of being a drug mule or for personal use.

Frank got busted with a Colombian Ass Tickler, now he's serving 2-5 years in prison.

by CurtisR March 28, 2011