wood wedgie

the act of penile penetration into the anus.

"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"

by Sidrox September 11, 2011

emily wood

Emily wood it the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, courageous, and nicer than any grace you will ever meet

Emily wood:best friend you will ever meet

by Emily wood May 9, 2018

crown woods

A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.

hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?

by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019

woodely hoo

a sarcastic adjective used to belittle something that someone else thinks is utterly fantastic

person 1: OH MY GOD POWER RANGERS IS ON!
person 2: (in a sarcastic tone)woodely hoo!

by brittnah March 6, 2004

Cord of wood

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.

Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.

by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016

soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.

Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?

by livinfer2day March 2, 2017

Olivia Woods

A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"

Guy 1: dude, that guy just yelled at him for saying the "N-word"
Guy 2: what an Olivia Woods...ew

by Aptolpraidolweeds January 19, 2021