lost weekend

A weekend lost to the bottle or other drug, often resulting in painful Mondays and the (correct) suspicion that you have a substance issue.

I came home from work to find the remnants of my lost weekend strewn around the house.

by CaptA April 22, 2009

Weekends

A time, according to my teachers, to get caught up on homework.

If my teachers actually thought that weekends were a time to relax, why would they give me so much homework!?

by Mr. Awesome-er November 8, 2009

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006

weeklyChris

A really hot guy that makes vines and YouTube videos. He's extremely sweet and has the most amazing eyes.

WeeklyChris makes YouTube videos

by weekly Chris lover October 17, 2015

weekly world news

A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.

Me love read Weekly World News.

by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004

Two weeks

Mythical time period in which most half assed tuning companies promote their products as coming to market.

Typical actual time periods stretch anywhere from a year, to never.

See: "Dubwerks"

Revo's BT software will be ready in "two weeks".

by Cypher2k May 28, 2004