ClockworkRose's definitions

weekly world news

A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.

Me love read Weekly World News.

by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004

blue hair

One of the hottest hair-dye colours.

Shares the title with: red, green, pink, orange, purple, and black.

by ClockworkRose January 8, 2005

sid vicious

1. Bass player who couldn't play; "played" with the Sex Pistols. The inabilty to play didn't stop him being the coolest dead man alive.

2. Incredibly hot.

3. Dead. Heroin is bad.

I had a dream I had sex with Sid Vicious.
It was the best dream I have ever had.

by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004

splatter funk

A type of music that is a fusion of goth, punk, and funk; pioneered by Malice in Leatherland.

Splatter funk makes me want to...

by ClockworkRose December 19, 2004

B-Town

Real cities: Berkely, Boston, etcetc.

Fictional cities: Bordertown

I'm taking the B-town express, man.

by ClockworkRose January 8, 2005

Malice in Leatherland

A kickass Splatter Funk band made up of Basim Usmani on fretless bass and vocals, Mike Orifice on guitar and Lindsay Champagne on drums. Go check them out.

"Need a hand? I won't refuse!
To help you, help you
Tie the noose
Kick the chair to let you loose
Oh my dear my heart beats true
As you as you swing'n swing'n swoosh"
-suburban holocaust

by ClockworkRose December 19, 2004

Lip Venom

A lipgloss-like substance, containing cinnamon and other extracts. When applied it results in a pleasant sesnsation described by some people as pleasant tingling and others as slight burning. Its purpose is to increase the bloodflow to the lips, which causes them to look fuller and redder.

V: "Dude, kissing someone with Lip Venom on would rock. Espescially if the guy wore Lip Venom, too."
C: "Er....I wear Lip Venom..."
V and C: *...blush*

by ClockworkRose May 13, 2005