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Water Closet 

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.
Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.
Water Closet by Pimperator March 13, 2004
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watercock 

an idiot who acts like a dork. a weenie.
DeVaughn is a stupid waterock because he wears glasses and is not smart
watercock by Kyle Williams May 10, 2004

water fucking 

a way for a female to masterbate by taking a showerhead, or something that pumps water, and pumping water into themselves.
lisa felt lonely in the shower, so she grabed the shower head and started water fucking herself.
water fucking by Zack Healy March 1, 2008

Push Water 

Gasoline, Fuel, or any type of liquid that makes your engine run.
Before we leave for our trip, we need to stop and fill up the tank with push water.
Push Water by Struble August 23, 2005
Water falls from the friking sky you friking dumby, get a life go outside.
Water by Roastmasters May 29, 2009

water fountain 

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.
water fountain by David February 16, 2004

Water Stone 

In the Pokemon games, it helps certain Pokemon evolve.
Shellder + Water Stone= Cloyster
Eevee + Water Stone= Vaporeon
Staryu + Water Stone= Starmie
Water Stone by RatchetBoo October 19, 2003