Blue Waffle 

A Vagina Infection Its Fucking Sick

Man i Went To Go Fuck her Turns Out She Had A Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle by Winter Valentine June 16, 2010

twat waffle cannon 

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

twat waffle cannon by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

blue waffle 

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW

Adam: dude! Mariah had too much sex and got a blue waffle!
Mark: ugh dude! gross!

blue waffle by bobbybobb June 18, 2010

Blue Waffle 

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

Blue Waffle by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

belgium waffle 

One girl sits on knees while two nice gentlemen shoot cum ropes diagonally across her face.

Ya, I enjoyed making her be'cum' a belgium waffle.

belgium waffle by Walt Rogers October 4, 2010

White Waffle 

When you cum on your friends chest and slap it with a tennis racket then pour syrup all over it and then eat it.

Brittany and i just ate a white waffle.

White Waffle by kjdfjdffd April 26, 2011

sex waffle 

a nickname for a spouse or bestfriend similar to love muffin

hey there sex waffle, looking good, hows life?

sex waffle by truntington August 23, 2011