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Kansas Tornader

A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.
Jace: I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas Tornader
William: try not to have an assbaby
by Goddamnit James June 1, 2018
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Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018
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undercover tornado

a sexual act in which you masturbate covered by a blanket or sheet and at the point of ejaculation you move your dick in a helicopter motion
tyler: I was masturbating to savannas snapchat,and I accidentally did an undercover tornado.
josh: you better get that shit cleaned up before your mom finds it
by Rice Crispin March 9, 2018
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Lightning Tornado

More popular than Logan Paul and pewdiepie with not more than 30 subs on yt.

He made his first debut in a whatsapp group with his rap called “Yo yo yo I am chow bo fung”
Lightning tornado is my fav potato and tomatoes
by pseudochicksn September 20, 2018
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Fart Tornado

When you and your partner place your bare ass against eachother hold hands and fart at the same time.
Yo, it got hot last night, me and Jenny did a fart tornado!
by Ipn87 October 6, 2018
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war-torn

Adj: An unsightly almost-human. Gaunt, pungent, without decorum. Perverse, beady eyes. Not to be trusted with a female.
When I looked upon the man, I could see he had a smell about him as if he’d just stepped out of the trenches. His malnourished form was more goblin than man; his face was rough, as if his head had been stuck in a popcorn machine for hours upon end. And he had eyes that glued to any woman like a perpetual form of herpes. The man was war-torn and not to be trusted with the female sex.
by Cold Roll November 7, 2018
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