too shook to look

When you wake up in the morning and look ugly as fuck and know it but don’t want to confirm it

Damn I bet I look like yesterday’s shit! Well I’m too scared to look anyways! I’m way too shook to look

by Kermit-the-frog March 21, 2018

Too Much Tina

Playing video games 50+ hours a week

I was on too much Tina mode all week and got nothing done.

by Beast of Ark September 4, 2016

too high to riot

A state of being unbothered or lazy about a particular issue

Tim: why didn't you speak up while TJ was calling false fouls

John: Nah G at the time I was just too high to riot

by Born-Sinner February 5, 2018

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Too MF Playa

Too mf playa is a way of life. When one is too mf playa they have such an immense amount of drip/swag they can’t help but to act a fool. On the verge of being “lost in the sauce.” Being too mf playa is commonly associated with taking a ridiculous mirror selfie or lip syncing your favorite Lil Durk song. Popularized by OrigynSport™️ founder Jake Morris, the most foolish playa of them all.

Jake Morris is too MF playa! His playerness is off the chain!

by YungBlanco October 7, 2021

my too

When reffering to your cock

guy: this house is so big

other guy: my too

by Sussyposter September 9, 2021

thanks and you too

after someone says thanks and tells you to enjoy something, you might react by saying "you too"
might be embarrasing if you say "you too" to someone who isnt doing the same thing you are.

thanks and you too

by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021