unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

Wet Think

A wet think is when you're very tired and have a shower, you turn the temperature up a lil and sit down for an existential crisis.

Aw man I was having such a bad day I went for a wet think.

by I get money!!$ June 3, 2018

the thinker

When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.

Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.

by oreo6969420 December 12, 2018

I Think It's A Sin

A phrase common in the south and/or bible belt region of the US. Typically means that an action or attitude is negative or not a very healthy state of mind/body that isn't actually condemned in the bible (nor endorsed by it either).

Billy Joe: "Man y'all know I cant come visit you in Mississippi, I've got work all week"

Bobby Sue: "All y'all working is gonna put you in the grave and all your free time is spent at home and I think it's a sin"

by forwhomthebellstoll July 25, 2019

I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.

Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

Please think about it

Leland plz think about it

The boy asks the girl out and the girl says no so the boy says please think about it i beg you

by Please think about it October 20, 2019