play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

The Poznan

A celebration by Manchester City Football Club, usually performed after a goal has been scored. This celebration was passed down by Lech Poznan FC - a Polish football club. It involves the participating crowd to jump up and down facing the stands with there backs to the pitch.

Bob: "Lets all do the poznan!!"

by MANCITYMILLS May 22, 2011

Peck on The Pussy

When you give your girl just a little kiss right on her coochie.

Evan: So man, did you score yet?
Chris: No man, I think we might be breaking up soon.
Evan: Damn, you didn't even give her a Peck on The Pussy?

by Chris Peck December 14, 2010

hang up the phone

An annoyed or embarrassed response to the stupidity or incompetence of another. Synonymous with "Shut the fuck up", or "Jesus, you're stupid". Derived from one man's inability to counteract the obliviousness of those around him, to which he blurted it out in frustration. Also, an appropriate reply to an unfunny or otherwise retarded joke.

Bo: "Boy, I have a lot of tools in my garage."

Me: "Hang up the phone, tubby."

by Captain Walleye August 20, 2008

Ran off on the plug twice

When you meet up with a drug dealer and run away with the drugs without paying.

plug plug thug drug dealer

Plies "Ritz Carlton" Lyrics: "Ran off on the plug twice, he callin and i ain't callin back"

plug plug thug drug dealer

by Martinette's 2nd daughter September 25, 2016

the postal service

V. to rock my world

While listening to the postal service last night, I was postal serviced.

by Check Yes March 7, 2004

The Plumber

A tantric sex technique in which a man and a woman remain joined in penetrative sex for a long period of time, with neither partner trying to achieve orgasm at any time.

So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".

Lily and I stayed in bed all day last Sunday and tried The Plumber for 7 hours. She was still sore the following morning.

by tropical January 10, 2009