Girl Simp

Basically a girl who is a simp. She puts the guy before her in a relationship. Girl simps are very uncommon

Ex:

Ally: Hey, Ian we should hangout later
Ian: nah I’m chilling with the bois later
Ally: ok coming over

Ian: you are such a Girl Simp, we are done

by Ianishello February 18, 2020

simp pass

It is the pass boys can use once to simp for a girl without judgement

Michael- I am going to use my simp pass on this girl. I feel she is the one.
Garrett- If say so, but I have faith in you.

by Urban Bone Master April 08, 2020

Respectfully Simp

When you simp either out of respect or without going over the top about it.

Person 1: "Damn, he's kinda cute."
Person 2: "simp"
Person 1: "yeah, but I'll respectfully simp."

by Spaghettinoodleghost September 25, 2020

Simp War

A war in which meets one of the following criteria:

1. Is between two simps

2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war

3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially

Guy 1: Whoa you think a simp war will happen

Guy 2: I don’t know

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Simp juice

The source of energy for all simps. Once it goes out, no more simping.

Don't look at that simp. He already ran out of simp juice.

by Simpus Supremus June 15, 2020

Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch

He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.

by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021

simp bender

one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary

"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"

by saouki July 06, 2020