enema surprise

When you have way too much diarhea and are convinced that someone did this to you.

After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?

by froggy69 September 25, 2014

bakers surprise

When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.

Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!

by ha26 March 2, 2015

The Surprise Party

When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!

I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.

by Fortunato5 March 28, 2015

mango surprise

Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus

Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him

by The mango bandit July 18, 2015

dick surprise

When it's bigger than u thought ((;
Or smaller than u thought )):

Last night had a special dick surprise for me..better than I thought.
Or
This morning he gave me a total dick surprise..his microscope couldn't even see it.

by Fxcking.excplicit January 12, 2016

cc surprise

When someone with a concealed carry permit pulls out their piece on you unexpectedly.

Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.

Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).

Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.

by Your Eminence March 27, 2016