spagina pants

From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.

Suzie wore the whoriest spagina pants to her prom and her life nosedived from there.

by gregjockca December 15, 2010

Try-Hard Pants

In Gaming, when a player is doing well, as if determined.

"Wow this kid has his Try-Hard pants pulled all the way up to his chest"

by Slaytanix October 6, 2009

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

pants

v. The act of pulling down someone's pants

Crazy Achmed just got pants'd by that asshole over there

by Lagman March 12, 2003

Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

by I arent click that May 11, 2020

sponge bob square pants

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!

i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!

by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004

grumble pants

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.

"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"

by tom December 25, 2004