vaggie noodles 

what dykes munch on mornin noon and night

"Man, she was eatin vaggie noodles from dusk til dawn"

"do you think she could eat vaggie noodles?"

vaggie noodles by LC August 25, 2003

Noodle 

At university, a slack-jawed person who does not contribute in any way despite having paid thousands of dollars to attend the class.

Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally.

I used to be keen, but by forth year I was a noodle, grab the degree and get the frack out.

Noodle by Christoper M Norton December 9, 2008

schoodle noodle

german meaning of Dick Snot

you eat schoodle noodle for dinner

schoodle noodle by turd burglar June 20, 2003

Ramen Noodle

When a man has a penis that is abnormally like a wet ramen noodle.

Steeve yesterday I woke up and my room mate pranked my by showing me his brothers ramen noodle.

Ramen Noodle by Christian Aura September 11, 2010

noodled 

1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.

1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;

noodled by john lampy May 8, 2008

noodle 

The guy who posted above this post.

Get off my roof, Noodle!

noodle by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Noodler 

Someone who has taken lots of mushrooms and feels/looks like a noodle.

That mad man needs to lay off the psychedelics , well he is a noodler.

Noodler by killerkorngurl January 18, 2010