When a girl wears pants that are too small and she has ungodly child bearing hips and gigantic sides that flow over her pants.
Yo Shandra look at the massive muffin-tops on that bitch, how i would like to put some I can't believe its not butter on those bad boys and take a bite. Damn she fine.
by Kristine_O November 25, 2006
Get the muffin-tops mug.The act of and or the being of an annoying person, And/or the act of pursuing a dead joke, or continuing a joke that is commonly known as being not funny.
by Maxisking August 25, 2005
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A two-face dumb shit. Normally a PMSing preteen boy who is way to worried about what other people think of him. And normally has a bad haircut. And is most commonly by the name of Justin.
by billielvr258 December 9, 2008
Get the fag muffin mug.1. A very attractive male, usually named Emmanuel, that can bring all the girls to the yard--without milkshake. Also looks incredible while applying hair product.
2. A sweetheart with a personality so charming it will give you diabetes, but no one's complaining. In fact, girls flock to him like they flock to muffins, hence the origin of the term. See above.
2. A sweetheart with a personality so charming it will give you diabetes, but no one's complaining. In fact, girls flock to him like they flock to muffins, hence the origin of the term. See above.
by G-loria August 4, 2009
Get the Stud Muffin mug.larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
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