40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.
Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit
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Jessica: I don’t know she’s so fucking lazy.
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