Max Dresens

Could bench 500 pounds as a freshman and was the mvp of the 2021 10-0 wayland freshman team. That's right; undefeated

Wow, that Max Dresens sure is good at football. He's going D1 for sure! It would be a shame if he tore his labrum in his first game as a sophomore.

by FinnGan November 21, 2022

Max Ho

The word Max means he can run at a maximum speed of 1m per hour, this means he has spectacular speed. The word ho means he is good at associating with ho's, therefore, he is a person you would like to get with and ... :)

I really love to play with Max Ho because he can run and do fun things with me

by Max speed Shazam April 9, 2019

Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️

max payton is totally a furry.

by o5706 April 10, 2020

Max 2

Vibrator Sex Toy

Person 1: Hey, anyone wanna control my max 2?

Person2: Yeah sure.

by YesYhAHSyES] April 13, 2020

Max Rubenis

Max generally has a HUMONGUS shlong

Omg max Rubenis it's so HUMONGOUS

by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021

Max Bangz

Dope DJ coming out of Boston that likes to blow peoples mind with electronic euphoria and penetrating bass

Bro: "Yo my dude did you see go out last night Max Bangz blew my mind; I was chillin on a xanny bar and a few brews and he was destroying the party playing shit I never even heard before, I was having so much fun I blacked out and when I came to I was in a bed with seven of the finest bitches each from a different country in a gigantic Mansion at an undisclosed location and they were all loving it"

Dude: "Yea bro he's a legend I'm trying to go see him when he plays next"

by straightbanga October 22, 2012

Max Q

The moment when a rocket experiences the most intense atmospheric forces during launch.

The moment when a cosmonaut has received confirmation from ground control, and inserts his rocket into space.

A euphemism for the moment of insertion.

"Falcon heavy passed max Q on its trajectory to mars without experiencing rapid unscheduled disassembly."

Elon to a honey:"I took a viagra 20 minutes ago, I expect to reach max q at t+30"

by lil rocketman May 5, 2018