Konard

Konard is also what's called a "midget," if you spot a small person, the way you can tell between a konard and a midget is by their foreheads. Konards have a gem-like red object engraved in their foreheads so it sticks out like a sore-thumb. Konards also wear glasses and have massive foreheads. They most commonly are spotted in rgb and gaming-supply filled rooms. Konard's will use their nerdy language to deafen everything around them and then feast once anyone cant hear them.

HELP THERE IS A KONARD WREAKING HAVOC BACK THEIR, HE DEFEANED ONE OF MY EARS BUT ATLEAST I GOT OUT ALIVE!

by sumsarious the III February 12, 2023

Konovalov

A Belurussian-Ukrainian male who is super lazy but is secretly a genius.

Really Konovalov?

by Totally not Mikaylah April 3, 2023

konsul

the swaggiest family to ever exist. lowkey a cult. but everyone loves them so its okay !!

girl 1 : hey do you know the konsuls ?

boy 1 : oh the really sweet people ?

girl 1 : yeah, they slay the day away.

boy 2 : i heard they were a cult.

girl 2 : lowkey but its okay because theyre nice
boy 3 : i love the konsuls
girl 3 : me too !

boy 1 : i do also, they are so slay

by ballsballsbalss_ballsballs55 April 22, 2023

Konked

The act of being unconscious but especially in a deep sleep were the individual is typically observed snoring unnecessarily loudly.

“Kelsi is so konked rn”

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat July 13, 2023

konumble

The act of hitting your head against a wall and therefore passing out, often accompanied by people saying 'what did the wall ever do to you?' and 'he'll be fine'. This is often a side effect of extreme anxiety.

You really konumbled back there.
I am going to konumble myself after hearing what you said.

by thekonumbler October 16, 2023

bling kong

A person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. Usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (Multiple ear/belly-button/other part piercings.) Bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quantity of jewelery that they possess. This normally attracts a multitude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.

Steve: Hey Ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?
Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.
<Bling Kong enters the club>
Ben: Damn, I guess you can.

by The Snoop Doggy Bryce December 13, 2008