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johnson

the act of taking a beloved franchise and ruining it through self indulgent writing and a complete disdain for the existing fan base. So named following Rian Johnson's directing and writing of the Star War's film The Last Jedi.
Oh man did you see the new Robocop reboot? It sucked, the director was a hack and totally johnsonned it.
by fmcnasty September 1, 2018
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dandy johnson

Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".
"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"
by paul phillips February 10, 2005
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Don Johnson

A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
Hey, Tiny, do you know where the Don Johnson is? Son bitch!
by BJ August 25, 2004
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Johnson And Wales University

A 4 year teaching University in Downcity Providence Rhode Island.
Known mostly for its culinary and hospitality programs, it offers many degrees in Technology, and Business as well.

It's also down the hill from more prestigious school such as BROWN UNIVERSITY and the RHODE ISLAND SCHOOL OF DESIGN (RISD) (Shit tends to roll down hill...)

The students like to think there the best thing sliced sliced bread, when there a group of mostly spoiled brats who couldn't buy their way into a better school.
Brown U Student1: You don't wanna go across the Providence River
Student2: Why?
Student1: Because, all those wanna be Gottie Johnson And Wales University students are there
by An ashamed JWU student January 26, 2007
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fuck johnson

1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.

Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
by diddy784 August 3, 2007
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Betsy Johnson

aka Blow Job if only initials read.

Also meaning Felatio
Girl1: Marcus got a Betsy Johnson from Laura!
Girl2: that slut!
by ongi March 20, 2009
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