Jade is the most beautiful person ever but has been through so much in the last couple of weeks as she has been cheated on by her boyfriend who was named Toby he was a crackhead and always chose his mates over her. He also left her to starve for 3 months. Jade needs a better man in her life.
by Jades life November 8, 2018
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by My name is eva March 1, 2019
Get the Jade mug.A crazy annoying little bitch ass of a guy. He will hit you with anything and is so irritating. Just being around him is sad. You better be ready to punch him.
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Get the Jade mug.She is a very creepy person. But if you are her friend she is one of the best people ever. And if you fuck her over she WILL FUCK YOU UP! Jade hates being single but loves being a hoe when she is single. She is usually blonde or brunette and very short
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A jadeite is the woman who will be eventually raped by the offspring of Barbara Streisand and Shaquille O'Neal
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