dirty pirate hooker

a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation

Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!

by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009

Hooker

Sometimes called a hookerino.
it is a common misconception that a hooker is a prositute or a woman who sells her body. In fact a hooker is simply a garden gnome that resides in Kansas, and then in winter moves to Lake Tahoe.

"Mark just bought a new Hooker"
"I found the best Hooker downtown last night!"

by Andy Valentine April 16, 2006

Norwegian fish hook

An usually curved penis, served over ice.

Jackson: The old huckelbuck failed me for the last time!
Josh: Huh?
Sir Issac Newton: According to my hypothesis, I'm clinically dead.
Pee-Wee Herman: What a heartless bitch!
Norwegian guy: Does anyone have some ice? I've got a Norwegian fish hook over here...

by mrm5593 October 4, 2006

hooked

After consuming such a large ammount of alcohol or drugs that one can not be bothered to move, or are so hooked that they could not move if they wanted. Usually results in being stuck in a very uncomfortable position.

I got completely hooked on the sofa last night after those spliffs

by Christopher Stephens June 17, 2007

Hook

Hook, or to hook is when your tires grab instead of break loose durring acceleration

"My 60'time was crap cause I couldnt hook for shit."

by SATANZ31 October 14, 2006

Hooker Foot

A new local form of currency, not backed by the government, utilizing the severed feet of prostitutes that has become an accepted medium of exchange for a growing number of goods and services.

Sebastian lost his tooth playing kick the hobo and received a hooker foot from the tooth fairy when he put it under his pillow.

by Temp6868 October 14, 2011