A man/woman who has beliefs that life is just a dream, and when you die you wake up. A Hippian is a person That follows the Cult/Religion Hippyism.
Person #1: Have you heard about that awsome knew cult Hippyism!?
Person #2: Yeah i know! How do I become a Hippian!?
*Man comes out of Nowhere*
Mystery man #1: If you want to be a Hippian and follow the religion Hippyism, Then-....
Person 1&2: Dude, Get the fuck outta my house....
Person #2: Yeah i know! How do I become a Hippian!?
*Man comes out of Nowhere*
Mystery man #1: If you want to be a Hippian and follow the religion Hippyism, Then-....
Person 1&2: Dude, Get the fuck outta my house....
by SlicingYouOpen October 24, 2010
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hip-ee-krit noun
1. A jam band listening, acid dropping hippie who shit talks edm even though they themselves used to, or still do, listen to electronic music.
2. A hippie who is a total dick/bitch and or poser towards any other non hippies which goes against the peace and love mentality of a true hippie.
1. A jam band listening, acid dropping hippie who shit talks edm even though they themselves used to, or still do, listen to electronic music.
2. A hippie who is a total dick/bitch and or poser towards any other non hippies which goes against the peace and love mentality of a true hippie.
-"Some douche said Bassnectar is garbage and needs to learn to play real instruments like Umphreys."
-"He went to a Bassnectar show 5 months ago! What a hippie-crit!"
-"This hippie-crit totally mean mugged me after I asked them if I could borrow a bowl"
-"He went to a Bassnectar show 5 months ago! What a hippie-crit!"
-"This hippie-crit totally mean mugged me after I asked them if I could borrow a bowl"
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After some talking, the psychiatrist says "Sir, I'm afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
The patient shouts, "GOOD LORD, MAN! MAKE IT STOP!" and walks out the door.
After some talking, the psychiatrist says "Sir, I'm afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
The patient shouts, "GOOD LORD, MAN! MAKE IT STOP!" and walks out the door.
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Billy: Oh, that's just Lisa, being a Hippotwatamus again.
Billy: Oh, that's just Lisa, being a Hippotwatamus again.
by Jades5150 February 29, 2016
Get the Hippotwatamus mug.An animal crossed between a hippo and an elephant. Defends itself by hitting people and shooting lasers out of its face dick(trunk). The Hippophant is the llamaphants first line of defense. It comes from the planet Microgate where it feeds off of peanuts soaked in the blood of Donald Trump. Hippophants want to disregard the female population and acquire currency. Their first victim is the entire male population. Hippophants have to sacrifice their first born to the all mighty powerful Ellen DeGeneres in order to survive. When they aren't trying to take over the entire the male population they like to Netflix and chill in the cage with Lucifer. Hippophants speak in tongues and in their free time enjoy skydiving with Dobey. Its only weakness is sparkling vampires.
A Hippophant is having a baby! Where is Ellen?!
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