Hippophant 

An animal crossed between a hippo and an elephant. Defends itself by hitting people and shooting lasers out of its face dick(trunk). The Hippophant is the llamaphants first line of defense. It comes from the planet Microgate where it feeds off of peanuts soaked in the blood of Donald Trump. Hippophants want to disregard the female population and acquire currency. Their first victim is the entire male population. Hippophants have to sacrifice their first born to the all mighty powerful Ellen DeGeneres in order to survive. When they aren't trying to take over the entire the male population they like to Netflix and chill in the cage with Lucifer. Hippophants speak in tongues and in their free time enjoy skydiving with Dobey. Its only weakness is sparkling vampires.

A Hippophant is having a baby! Where is Ellen?!

Hippophant by Cubsteil March 20, 2016

hierophant green 

green punchy ghost that shoots green stuff used by kakyoin who is voiced by Kyle Hebert

joseph:oh no where are we
kakyoin:I'm going to use hierophant green to look around

hierophant green by dumb-person October 1, 2020

Hippopatomaphyzation 

n: The process of becoming fat in a excessive manner.

Hippopatomaphy
1. v: To become fat.
2. To gain a lot of weight.

Hippopatomaphatic
1. n: A person that is unbelievably fat.
2. n: A person unable to lose weight on a diet.

I saw Alfred hippopatomaphyzating when he was eating lunch. Whats going to happen to his health?

Hippopatomaphyzation by rentastrawberry October 27, 2004

hippopatotot 

an overweight child

Damn. Did you see that hippopatotot? His mom needs to pad-lock the fridge!

hippopatotot by gabster1 April 8, 2010

hippoplatypottamus 

1. Cross-breeding between two absurd creatures.
2. Result of scientific experimentation with poor insight into what might be the outcome.
3. Creature whose farts are responsible for thunder.

CRISPR technology created another Hippoplatypottamus.

hippoplatypottamus by Marcello Magnus June 10, 2019

hippohunter 

some guy who like like really fat girls

my little sisters dad is a hippohunter

hippohunter by kyle east September 17, 2007

pink hippopatumus 

giving a hicky on the underside of a fat bitches boob

dude i gave 2 ton teresa the fattest pink hippopatumus last night

pink hippopatumus by gageasaurs rex August 1, 2006