You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

by lachichu April 16, 2019

Haven

Haven-the most beautiful girl in the world, with big bright blue eyes, and that perfect olive complection. not to mention her gorgeous light brown hair that is ringlet curl after ringlet curl. She has a smile that will brighten anybodies day. although she can be sassy shes very well mannered and very polite.

Haven can always make someones day better.

by imthatonegirl February 7, 2010

have it

hard to define. you say it when something is pleasing or good. eluding to something good also in response to something someone else says. Originated in the Mid-West

guy 1: "i'm gonna totally hook up with this hottie tonight" guy 2: "have it"

"whoa, look what i found. half off fazoli's coupon's! have it."

"i'm gonna go beat off"
"have it."

by Tony December 18, 2005

Have her back home by 11:00

Really means bring her back no later than 10:30.

Overprotective Father: Let me remind you that it's MY daughter you're dating. You'd better have her back home by 11:00, or so help me, you WILL marry her!

Boyfriend: 10:30. Got it.

by spinaltapsoundguy November 4, 2009

they have an app for that

A clever thing to say when you are otherwise at a loss for words.

Comes directly from the smart-phone boom and their endless applications ranging from farts, to directions, to kitten backgrounds.

Saying this automatically makes you popular.

Stephanie: Damn Pat, Tommy and I were grinding for so long last night that my shit still hurts. I swear that kid just doesn't know what else to do.

Patrick: They have an app for that.

Gamer: I is think I should no is play teh Warcraps no mores. Wackin it are becomming chore.

Loyal Friend: Dey is has teh apps 4 dat.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie February 5, 2010

chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* August 20, 2005