the hammer

the term for a amazingly huge penis or bottle straped to the inner thigh of a male referred to as the hammer!!

omg did you see marlboro's defensive end has the hammer! omg hide the children! from #79

by one graced by the hammer August 31, 2009

sludge-hammer

When a male is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. He then will pull out and bring his cock forward to the females face. The male partner then times his ejaculation and smacks the female in the face with his cock, while simultaniously blowing his load all over her face. (NOTE: This requires near PERFECT timing!)

I sludge-hammered her freaking face last time. She couldn't freaking see! & I think i gave her a black eye..

by Jeary Beary June 21, 2007

Hammer

A person who is a huge tool with multiple groups of friends. Like a hammer everyone uses them and its never your turn.

Wow Chris is such a Hammer, I need a ride but he was already being tooled by Dan.

by NickGD December 26, 2008

hammered

A word used to describe an action of misfortune.

1. Alex: Dicky boned some rankslut
James: Hammered

2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered

by PUNK April 7, 2005

Akron Hammer

A hammer purchased at a local Home Depot in Ohio.

I was building a birdhouse so I needed to buy an Akron Hammer.

by San Diego Wes November 11, 2009

thors hammer

what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.

sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!

by jaque louve March 10, 2005