Windsor Heights

Pure awesomness in the form of a Des Moines, Iowa suburb.

I live in Windsor Heights because I'm awesome.

by Jamaal_Clifton April 17, 2009

pulling a heidi

vomitting in the hallway whilst walking.

"oh man, it reeks in here! jen must be pulling a heidi!"

by anaislux October 31, 2007

Heisman Trophy

A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.

Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the Heisman Trophy because the tub was so slippery.

by Bobbybagpipes July 4, 2008

heinous fuckery most foul

From Christopher Moore's hilarious novel "Fluke".

Used when bad shit happens.

The opposite of bee's knees

I spent the night in jail because of a so called "friend"; that is some heinous fuckery most foul.

by Ender December 4, 2004

Harker Heights

As close to rich as you can get in the ghetto. Close enough to Fort Hood to suck out the life monies of the soldiers; yet far enough away to be just outside of the crime. Given time, the neighboring city of Killeen with overwhelm it and the ghetto shall rein supreme once more.

The Killeen Mall will fall and Market Heights in Harker Heights will rule until the mallpeople migrate over there.

by twisted_circle March 13, 2011

heisenberg

The last great German airship of the 1930's. It crashed because they could say where it was, or how fast it was going, but never both at the same time........

A Physicist's joke, based on a combination of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and the German airship Hindenburg.

"He's had three beers at lunchtime and now he's wandering round the office like the Heisenberg."

by eighthofseven November 8, 2007

Abington Heights

Abinton Heights is a high school for kids in the Clarks Summit, Waverly, South Abington, and Clarks Green area. The history goes back to 1960's. I dont agree with the other definition. It is not as bad as it seems. We may have a strict principal but we manage to have fun with sports, class wars, and dances. Not everyone has the best experience but it is not as bad as they make it seem. We do have realy good teachers who care about their students. I would never go to another high school.

"Did you see the game at Abington Heights last night?"
"No"
"Damn you missed a good game against Scranton Prep. A kid not only pissed of those prepies by mooning them but we also killed them in the 4th quarter."

by Secretary of '10 February 4, 2009