Grease Monkey

The kid at school who never bathes. This causes his/her hair to have plenty of attractive grease in it.

"Did you see Todd today?"
"Holy shit, yeah. That kid is a total grease monkey."

by cacacarrottop October 16, 2008

Grease Monkey

a smooth suave sophisticated kid with greasy hair

charles:Did you here about that kid george
jack:yeah i heard he's a total grease monkey

by gcrocker May 22, 2011

greysexual

When a guy gets a hard on when he sees any object that is grey.

''You know that guy Sjors? He is a total greysexual he gets off on his grandpa because his pubic hair is grey.''

You know that guy Sjors? He is a total greysexual he gets off on his grandpa because his pubic hair is grey.

by sjors assfaggot November 18, 2014

Greaser

A person that is poor low class and is just one step above a hood. Known in the 50s-60s for greasy hair and dikis jean with converse has made them a fashion statement instead of a life style. Movies with greasers from the 60s are : "Cry baby" and "The Outsiders".

Ritchy person : Hey grease need a hair cut?
Greaser:no
Ritchy: Too bad, Were gonna do you a favour and cut of all that long greasey hair

by Smexy pineapple August 14, 2009

grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

Grays

Grays is a place in Essex, it is ova crowded by townies, however i am 1 so i dont mind. People from Grays are fukin gorgeous even tho admitingly they are mostly sluts or priks. Grays would b a much betta place wid out goths, punks, grungers and skater boys.

Grays is the best place in Essex.
The best place in Grays is Seabrookrise!

by - July 27, 2004

goose grease

sperm. jizz when you jack off the sfuff that come out of the tip of the penis.

that girl has got goose grease all over her face.

by alex barcenas September 1, 2004