Google Relationship

A google relationship i s a relation where one or both of the people involved reference to google for their issues or problems such as a first kiss..

"Hmm ive never made out with someone before, what should i do?" searches making out on Google* "so i should just repeat lemon melon, this should help with my Google relationship. Thanks Google!!

by LightBrightMeTight February 19, 2011

Google Gazer

A person who has a 'compulsive internet disorder' specifically referring to those who search the web for answers to EVERYTHING!

A person who googles their own address just to see their house on the internet.

"Dude, get off the computer already. You dang Google Gazer! ..... You smell like a burnt battery."

A person who person who searches their every thought.

by Hope & Gmoney March 1, 2011

google stop

What you say to stop a debate from lasting 20 minutes between people arguing over a topic that can easily be solved by googling it.

Person 1: Nooo.. blue waffles is a hoax.
Person 2: Nah it's real!
Person 1: Google stop..

by Mz. Miyagi December 5, 2011

Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.

John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"

by Luscan December 1, 2011

Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.

Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."

by classikjane August 31, 2012

Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek May 17, 2012