faiha

A lesbian bitch ho

ur such a faiha lol

by i'm a weirdo February 5, 2014

fail job

two old men having sex.
when old, one fails to cum on the job. fail job can also be an extreme term for failing.

"Wow, you lost your keys again!? your such a fail job!"

by bethxthexloser February 8, 2009

Fail Redundancy

Using the term fail too much in one sentence.

Sarah: "fudge! I dropped my ice cream."

Emily: "that fail was like a total failure of epic failing failness!"

Sarah: "just shut up! Commiting Fail Redundancy doesn't make you any cooler than me!"

Emily: "....that was still a fail."

Sarah: *mean glare*

by AmbyMT October 12, 2010

Fail Cannon

1. A monicker for the FN FAL (Fusil Automatique Léger), a Belgian gun used since the 1950s. Its status as the "Fail Cannon" stems from its use in the first person shooter Modern Warfare 2. The gun is the only assault rifle in the game that is neither automatic nor three round burst, and sports a much smaller clip and horrible iron sights. As a result of these deficiencies, the gun typically fires fail towards enemies. Some really good players use it as a personal handicap to keep the game challenging for themselves.

2. Any object not suitable to the task it is being used for.

Spectator: How did you just go 4 and 18 on Highrise? Oh...you were using the fail cannon, I should have known.

Guy who needs help: Can you help me hammer this nail into the wall?

Guy #2: Yeah, try trading in that fail cannon for a real hammer.

by Interlocutor May 1, 2011

Harpooned a fail whale

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

Failboat

The method of transport by which your friend travels/may be captain of.

You: My god, Mikey is so the captain of the Failboat.

by Count_Maniacal February 11, 2009