fart-mute

to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.

I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.

by Thunder of Muscle December 16, 2021

Fart In My Mouth

For one to say the sentence and then proceed to open the mouth and let a stinky poopy fart drift into the mouth.

Jason: dude you’re freaking gay!
Ralph: no I’m not dude!
Jason: yeah you are!
Fred casually walks into the argument
Fred: Fart In My Mouth!!

by Cloudyboi May 23, 2022

Fart beaver

A hairy butthole

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.

by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022

Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

by Rionox December 7, 2022

Fart Plume

1. Used In Many Ways
2. An Insult
3. A comeback

1. Ya Fuckin' Fart Plume!
2. Friggin' Fart Plume!

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 2, 2023

Fart Capture

The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.

Man, I need to Fart Capture. I love to sniff them later.

by Silk Brah March 28, 2008