drunkquist

Someone who surpasses the capability of a normal alcoholic, typically one would be referred to as drunkquist when they go to sports bars alone and drink themselves into submission.

I got so drunkquist last night I woke up on someone else's couch in a pool of my own urine.

by JohnSkeetington July 22, 2012

Drunken Phone Call

The phone call you make when you are absolutely smashed, to a person that you really love but have been recently a dick towards him/her. Usually during this phone call, you apologize and let the best of you to come out so you can say safely afterwards "I'm not a nice guy, that was the alcohol talking". Drunken Phone Calls are usually made by guys to their female friends.

-Him: Hey I know I have been a dick the last few days, sorry about that. I don't know what I want sometimes. This is the nicest I can be, during a Drunken Phone Call.
-Her: It's okay. I still love you. Just do me a favor and don't sleep on the street tonight, will you?

by Lacryma May 5, 2013

Drug Warlock

A guy whose drug use, primarily psychedelics, compels him to wear top hats, ornate coats, tie-dye and silver jewelry.

My drug warlock buddy left for Seattle yesterday. Said he had a vision of the Copper River salmon in his depravation tank the other day.

by MysticOgre May 28, 2013

drunkfronting

getting drunk and confronting people about stuff you'd rather not when you are sober.

Friend 1: I wanna kick my asshole roomie out without getting sucked into their sad stories.

Friends 2 : Just start drunkfronting and kick their ass to the kerb!

by flagwhore May 31, 2013

drunken turtleneck

When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.

You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.

by thatdude540 September 29, 2013

drunk snap

When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.

I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.

by talty July 5, 2014