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drunkquist 

Someone who surpasses the capability of a normal alcoholic, typically one would be referred to as drunkquist when they go to sports bars alone and drink themselves into submission.
I got so drunkquist last night I woke up on someone else's couch in a pool of my own urine.
drunkquist by JohnSkeetington July 22, 2012
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drunkuisine 

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.
Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.
drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009

drunkquaintance 

Someone whom you see only in an inebriated state; usually at a bar, party, or other alcohol-based social gathering.

A shortened version of "drunk acquaintance".
Mike has yet to socialize with Josh in a sober state. Josh is Mike's drunkquaintance

Man, I have more drunkquaintances than I do friends.
drunkquaintance by PlatypusMan January 17, 2009

drunkalist 

person that is into sub-genres of Techno Style music. Such as Jungle music, Drum and Bass, and usually rock genres including Punk Rock, Metal i.e.
This grouping is usually highly intoxicated on spirits and ales and causing havock in clubs and bars around your city.
drunkalist by SiddiE February 5, 2004

Drunkuition 

Intuition, but drunk; usually horny and wrong; incorrect in nature but feels oh so right
My drunkuition tells me that I should definitely have sex with my best friend's ex-boyfriend, he's hot and she won't care.

If he was sober he would not have fist pumped on the dance floor, but his drunkuition told him it was a great idea.
Drunkuition by Diamond88 July 23, 2012

Drunkgeisting 

As opposed to ghosting and never hearing from that person again, drunkgeisting is when someone only converses or texts another person when heavily intoxicated. If you attempt to converse with this person during sober periods, they will not engage. Once intoxication re-emerges, that conversation will once again be reingaged as if no unresponsive messages have occurred.
What happened to that girl you were talking to? "Oh, we talked for hours Saturday night but she has ben drunkgeisting me the entire week."

I would really like to date her, but she drunkgeisted me the past month.

She's fun to talk to, but is a drunkgeist.
Drunkgeisting by Dontvent-to-me July 26, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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