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drunkquist 

Someone who surpasses the capability of a normal alcoholic, typically one would be referred to as drunkquist when they go to sports bars alone and drink themselves into submission.
I got so drunkquist last night I woke up on someone else's couch in a pool of my own urine.
drunkquist by JohnSkeetington July 22, 2012
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drunkuisine 

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.
Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.
drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009

drunkquaintance 

Someone whom you see only in an inebriated state; usually at a bar, party, or other alcohol-based social gathering.

A shortened version of "drunk acquaintance".
Mike has yet to socialize with Josh in a sober state. Josh is Mike's drunkquaintance

Man, I have more drunkquaintances than I do friends.
drunkquaintance by PlatypusMan January 17, 2009

drunkalist 

person that is into sub-genres of Techno Style music. Such as Jungle music, Drum and Bass, and usually rock genres including Punk Rock, Metal i.e.
This grouping is usually highly intoxicated on spirits and ales and causing havock in clubs and bars around your city.
drunkalist by SiddiE February 5, 2004

Drunkuition 

Intuition, but drunk; usually horny and wrong; incorrect in nature but feels oh so right
My drunkuition tells me that I should definitely have sex with my best friend's ex-boyfriend, he's hot and she won't care.

If he was sober he would not have fist pumped on the dance floor, but his drunkuition told him it was a great idea.
Drunkuition by Diamond88 July 23, 2012

Drunkgeisting 

As opposed to ghosting and never hearing from that person again, drunkgeisting is when someone only converses or texts another person when heavily intoxicated. If you attempt to converse with this person during sober periods, they will not engage. Once intoxication re-emerges, that conversation will once again be reingaged as if no unresponsive messages have occurred.
What happened to that girl you were talking to? "Oh, we talked for hours Saturday night but she has ben drunkgeisting me the entire week."

I would really like to date her, but she drunkgeisted me the past month.

She's fun to talk to, but is a drunkgeist.
Drunkgeisting by Dontvent-to-me July 26, 2023
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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