Schrödinger’s Douchebag

When you are both dead inside from the jokes you tell but feel alive when you laugh at them.

Metahumor is filled with people like you, Schrödinger’s Douchebag. More like show me your dönger. JK.

by Denuncerò January 4, 2021

douchebaggery

Highly illegal and often dangerous activity carried by affluent youth hailing from the suburbs. Many of the activities have a decidedly racist undertone and are often accompanied by the music of racist country singer johnny rebel. When hallucinogen use is involved (and it often is) the perpetrators totally flip out and the douchebaggery crosses into the realm of tom shroomery.

When questioned about a night of violence, vandelism and lsd use the worn out young lad could but only smile and say "douchebaggery..."

by the goof September 8, 2008

douchebag

a man of great prowess and incredible charm who is often crucified by closed minded christian folks who live in a box for being valiant and having his own way in life .. douch bag is usually a guy who kind of resembles some type of mafia member and is the type of guy you want to marry but not date ... the term douchebag bye is used when extreame amounts of jealousy are present

God There he is again and hes with not one but TWO GIRLS!!!!! Uhh I hate that douchebag

by Mes one May 9, 2010

Douchebag

A Teacher or the Principal at William Lipscomb Elementary, Alex W. Spence Middle School or any random Person that comes up and asks you what your name is.

Lipscomb Elementary Ruined my Life!!! Everyone that goes there are Douchebags!!!

by Unknown159753 January 25, 2010

douchebag

1.- A feminine cleaning product.

2.- My dipshit bus driver.

1.- OH NO! My dog just ate my douchebag!

2.- So what do you say to setting that douchebag bus driver on FIRE?

by UpAllNightDude July 29, 2008

Douchebag

1. Some one you extremely dis-like.

2. A cleaning devise used for the female gender to relive their Vagina's of well sex fluids....

3. Something when you finnaly figure out what it is you go... Oh so there is something for that...

1.That guy is a COMPLETE douchebag.

2.I cannot fit it in there you better pull out the douche.

3.God using a straw is soo much harder.

by RID3R04 April 20, 2009