davenportal

The act of skydiving from at least 10,000 feet into a McDonald’s employee’s rectum, then pulling the parachute covering both of you. Skill level 5.

The parts managers mean of suicide was by Davenportal. Really made a mess

The last time someone pulled off a Davenportal was in the early 80’s when they saw the first episode of Rosanne...

by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021

Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.

Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower

by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021

Daved

The act of suddenly going to the washroom immediately after noticing a waterworks driver

He comes Tony with 4 pages, I guess I'm gonna have to do it since I just got daved

by Jaheheorjdb February 3, 2021

Daveophobia

Davophobia is a phobia in which people, specifically Toronto Maple Leafs fans are deeply afraid of playing against a goaltender named Dave on the 22 of February

“Holy shit they’re starting a guy named Dave”
“So? Guys probably a duster”

“But it’s the 22nd of February”
“Ah shit, not my Daveophobia”

by Lester The Moe Lester February 23, 2021

Daved

When you lend money to someone and don't get it back

A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"

by thegrapemane February 26, 2021

daveist

daveist is probably the most underrated tiktoker on the platform. Hes horrendous looking but everyone loves him.

"yo look daveist posted a new video" "get that shit out of my face"

by kithme March 3, 2021