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chunky dick snot

A humorous slang term for "semen."
Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?
by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005
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kicked it in the dick

to have excelled at or to triumphed within and action or calling
person 1 - "how was your interview"
person 2 - "kicked it in the dick"
by donovan wilkinson January 28, 2007
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dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.
Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.
by Danobobano October 20, 2005
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Dick Cream Cone

When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!
Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
by SlopNChop February 22, 2017
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Young Dagger Dick

A male with a good penis length (7 or 8 inches ideal), but lacks in width.

Famously quoted and pioneered by XXXTENTACION, which is his primary nickname. #RipX
Female - So how big is your dick?

Male - Pretty big

Female - Like what's the length?

Male - I'd say like 7 or 8 inches.

Female - Okay, but what about the width?

Male - I would say 1 or 2 inches.

Female - Well okay Young Dagger Dick.
by IamMoistCurdle November 8, 2018
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Dick squeeze

A person that squeezes dicks.
by jimmyjimmymile May 27, 2009
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Dick Cheney

Woman in passenger seat of car: Honey... Is that Dick Cheney over there?

Man driving car: Roll up the windows, dear.
by McShane September 20, 2009
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