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You'll never defeat us! 

Something said by Swayzak at the end of the second level in the flash game Toonami: Trapped in Hyperspace. First making the rounds September 17, 2002 on CartoonNetwork.com, it soon became popular and one of the first recorded Internet memes.

A year later, the phrase was stolen by a certain edgy Shadow the Hedgehog (otherwise known as Ow the Edge) in Sonic Heroes. Everybody objected to this, as he didn't even pronounce the entire sentence right (it is meant to be pronounced as "Yoyull nivah dayfeet auths.")

The phrase was doomed to become lost in Internet history and largely forgotten about until March 2017, when the search for the Trapped in Hyperspace game it originated from learned more about what role Swayzak had in the game. The quest for one of the original Internet memes is still going to this day, although it is almost close to being found.
Swayzak: "Oh, no, stupid TOM robot will defeat me... HAHAHAHAHA! You'll never defeat us!"
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An embarrassing defeat. 

A moment or event that causes humiliation. It is known as the the worst form of defeat. Can be used in a joking manner that exaggerates someone's defeat. Usually followed by a period of sadness.
"John just dropped his pencil, what an embarrassing defeat!"

"John's cat died! What an embarrassing defeat."

German Secretary of Defense 

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.
1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.

Ice heat defeat 

When you are self-treating a minor sprain and cannot remember if you apply ice first, then heat. Or heat than ice. Further complicated by the fact no one really knows no matter who you ask.
Jimmy applied ice to his sprained wrist then a heat pad. Then he applied the heat pad, then ice. He was covering his bases because he was trapped in the ice heat defeat.
Ice heat defeat by Grant Rampus November 25, 2019

Anti Mormon Defense Wall 

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.
"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

Off-Puck Defense 

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."
Off-Puck Defense by dpass19 April 7, 2020

day of defeat sniper 

your worst nightmare
DOD Support Main: Yo dude what class do you play
DOD Sniper Main: Day of Defeat Sniper
day of defeat sniper by -Nova- April 16, 2020