Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.

Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?

by nohbudi July 25, 2007

[Canadian] Military

A polar bear and a bucket of snow.

Hey did you hear the Canadian Military attacked Alaska with their polar bear.

by cyprusmouflon May 18, 2011

canadian roundhouse

While giving a blow job the the receiver is thwomped in the face with the givers genitals during ejaculation making the receivers face look snowy

We had to clean our mess up from all the Canadian roundhouses I gave

by chickenfririce>I July 25, 2009

Canadian Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven; the Canadian Oven needs at least 2 people to pull it off. One person farts on the sleeping victim's face then quickly grabs the covers the victim is using at the time. The other person tilts the victim's head so the farter can tuck the covers under the victim's head, making it difficult for the victim to escape.

Tom: "Hey Chad, remember when Joe passed out at my party last week so we Canadian Oven'd him?"

Chad: "Hell yeah! That was awesome!!"

by B.J. Titsengolf August 19, 2010

Canadian BBQ

A custom initiated and practiced by our friends north of the border, a Canadian BBQ is a gathering of lightly to moderately inebriated males, where due either to excessive alcohol consumption or just general poor judgment, at least one male loses some facial or body hair due to large, out of control flames. Canadian BBQs are common when Canadians, gas, propane, and\or lighter fluid are involved.

Tony had a Canadian BBQ and lost most of the hair on his arm. James had a Canadian BBQ last week, and burned his beard off.

by Proud American Griller November 4, 2010

Canadian Sap Sucker

When one pours maple syrup into another's asshole and proceeds to suck/lick it out.

I tried to get Kelly to give me a Canadian Sap Sucker last night and she wasn't down, I even had the maple syrup ready!

by SpenFinn August 13, 2016

the canadian sled dog

occurs while several women are in doggy style position. You start yipping and barking as if to have an orgasm. Instead when they turn around you piss in there faces making a statement that your the ALPHA male and there your BITCHES.

So I had a foursome last night with Laura, Jo, and Erin. I so used the Canadian Sled dog on them. That will keep them in line for a few days.

by Fullek August 26, 2010