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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
by dr right wing August 16, 2014
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Crap and Shitney

A sarcastic reference to Pratt and Whitney making fun of the fact that their geared turbofan engines are having endless problems resulting in loads of A320neos and A220s being grounded.
Thanks to crap and shitney hundreds of Airbus A320neos and A220s are stuck in maintenance hangars for months on end and lots of pilots lose their jobs because of it.
by why are russian girls so cute November 18, 2025
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Crap

A pile of turds or crap.
That is some huge crap!
by WordMasterMan April 21, 2020
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Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
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crap strap

a hall pass used to go to the restroom.
the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.
by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011
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crap

by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023
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crap

by me big brain June 5, 2021
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