comedy mod 

Someone who thinks they are a modernist or trys to relive a youth (they think they actually had) of being a hip young teen/20 in the 1960's.
They fail miserably and become a pastiche and laughing stock.
Commonly seen wearing 'branded' parkas a piss pot helmet and riding automatic Vespa scooters or cloned Lambrettas covered in more accessories than a bathroom showroom.
Female partners although rare often wear PVC mary quant fancy dress.

Comedy mods infest the Isle of Wight any august bank holiday which sadly become a magnet for these failures of fashion.
Unable to cut the mustard at the official MOD rally in Brighton they plague the scooter rally in the Isle and deprive proper scooterists of B&Bs, bar and dance floor space.

comedy mod by terry fuckwitt1 July 13, 2011

James Comey 

The Former Director of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. Famous for causing Hillary Clinton to lose the 2016 Presidential election, but then getting fired by Trump for not being tough enough on Hillary.

The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.

Teenage Girl: I'm into mysterious, powerful, tall men.

Former FBI Director James Comey: *Grins*

James Comey by Parzival1919 May 9, 2017

Comede

1.) verb. To be funny.
2.) What comedians do.

It only makes sense.

Stupid English language. If haters hate, comedians comede dammit.
Douchey McChuulerson comeded on your status.

Comede by hamalololol September 16, 2010

Merry Comeovermas 

A "warm" holiday greeting inviting someone to come to your place for a hook up. This holiday can be celebrated on any day of the year, but the fun usually doesn't begin until after midnight.

It's midnight and I'm feeling lonely. Wanna celebrate comeovermas?

Merry Comeovermas!

Merry Comeovermas by Holiday Fanatic January 2, 2012

Cometishian 

A structure of tournament which has more skill and less luck. No buyins, no cash prizes. More a game of skill, a real cometishian, a sport.

Neil Channing was excited by the big cash buyin, big cash prize, skill-less luckfest, lazy non sport poker tournament that was running at his local casino.

Neil Channing was later disappointed when he heard the tournament had taken a 'Cometishian' style format where there were no buyins or cash prizes, a greater degree of skill was required and the event became more of a sport, a Cometishian.

Cometishian by Gullanian November 24, 2010

Dark Comedy 

When a TV show or movie uses taboo subjects like death, cancer, racism, old age, rape, guns, domestic abuse, drugs etc is the source of the laughter. That's why it's dark.

ie. Archer, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy

I love watching dark comedy shows. They crack me up!!

Dark Comedy by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019

comely

Exceedingly attractive, in an overtly sexual way.

Felicia was a comely lass.

comely by Rabbi Wenzel June 3, 2003