Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome is where you cant find a charming, sweet, and romantic guy and all you can find are losers!

Nichole: Why can't I find someone special!!!
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....

by Mae0926 January 16, 2012

it's my boyfriend

UGLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH SOMEONE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND.

Hi people, it's my boyfriend!

by Mattyu December 22, 2017

National give your boyfriend your scrunchy day

He deserves it if you are actually dating

Sis it is national give your boyfriend your scrunchy day.

by New York is the best November 12, 2019

Annual let your boyfriend smash day

Every day of the year is annual let your boyfriend smash day ( if you don’t wanna fuck then you must send him a titty or a booty pic)

Hey baby it’s annual let your boyfriend smash day, bend over

by Rip roach June 4, 2022

My ex-boyfriend

A little gay jealous idiot whom left me without telling me.

By the way, if your reading this, fuck you. And I hope that skinny little bitch you found pleases you more than I ever did. I hate my ex-boyfriend.

by A normal person <3 August 15, 2023

honorary boyfriend

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A polite and gender-specific way to say fuck buddy (a term which can apply to male and female alike), both meaning a fairly regular sexual partner of whom no particular social commitment or romantic allegiance is expected. Very similar to "friend with benefits" except that if absoutely necessary the guy can be referred to as a "boyfriend" which, strictly speaking, isn't a lie.

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Abercrombie? Oh, he's an honorary boyfriend at most. He gets nookie but I don't have to take him shopping. So far so good for us both."

"Am I still looking for a "regular" boyfriend? Sure, but for now Dolph keeps me satisfied sexually, so I know horniness is not going to interfere with my judgment choosing a real boyfriend."

by al-in-chgo March 5, 2010