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by flat 28 December 6, 2024
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tan a bifta

To quickly smoke the remaining half of your 'fag' behind the local Spa.
"'ere yaz, let's tan a bifta what i found in me mum's ashtray... nob 'ead"
by Catherine S Boucher March 28, 2009
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What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.
"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."
by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018
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Sniff the Biff

When one’s biff has come to a near close, and one of the boys inhales the remains to maximise “bifficiency”
“Mate this biff is out man!”

Nah mate just sniff the biff!”
by J.D.Wetherspoon November 20, 2020
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A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023
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Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025
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