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Mark 'Jacko' Jackson

The greatest Australian Rules footballer of all time. Started out in the VFL in 1980 for the Richmond Tigers. Did not play a senior game, but received invaluable guidance from coach Tom Hafey and others on the Tigers coaching staff on how to play at the top level. Went on to the Melbourne Demons, St Kilda Saints and Geelong Cats to kick 308 goals from only 82 games.

A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.

Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.

The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.
Mark 'Jacko' Jackson, a fuckin legend.

"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"

Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.

Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!
by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018
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The reverse Michael Jackson

I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson
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Michael Jackson effect

When a neurodivergent person is simply existing and neurotypical people spread rumors about them to explain their behavior or to ruin their reputation. No matter what the neurodivergent person does to clear their name, nobody will believe them because they do not meet the standard of humanity acceptable to the neurotypical population.
insert name here was a victim of the Michael Jackson effect and ttey lost tteir job because of it.
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The Bo Jackson Cock

When you ram a girls coochie so hard you make her pass out for 3 hours straight
Yeah last night I gave my girl the Bo Jackson Cock and she passed out on my sofa
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Jackson Likes Bagels

a tall white kid that likes bagels
who invited Jackson Likes Bagels to the group chat?
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Jacob Tyler Jackson

A lanky kid with the emotional maturity of a -3 year old. He claims to have terets and says thats pp to everything. Jacob Tyler Jackson is a very good gamer although if he gets mad he WILL crash the server. His fursona cat name is bumbleflight.
Jacob tyler Jackson: Thats so pp i finna bumble away
senior jp: u r retarded
by Jase Price September 11, 2019
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Jason Jackson Johnson

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls
by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021
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