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Twitter Five

An act of response when two or more people agree on something, specifically in the Twitterverse.
Me: I love to fish.

Friend: Me too!!

Me: Twitter five!!
by Dcstrutter June 10, 2016
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Twitter

The best place to express your totally non-controversial opinions without the threat of anyone harrassing you, sending you death threats, or doxxing you just because you said their idol is trash.
Twitter: where dreams don't come true, but your favourite idol supposrting MAP rights does
by GrilledGoat April 27, 2022
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Twitter

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.
Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.
by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022
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Twitter’s biggest issue

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
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Twitter Fiction

This is the act of writing about someone or something that is factually false.
Hey, Matt wrote some Twitter Fiction about Vaccines and how they cause autism but that is false.
by Milk_and_Tea February 23, 2021
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Twitter

A toxic wasteland of idiots who believe that their opinion is suppierior to yours and are offended by everything you say. Also seeming to love canceling people for stupid reasons.
Me: the rams deserved to go to the Superbowl this year! I'm excited

Twitter user: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BANDWAGON RIDER THE 49R'S SHOULD BE IN THE SUPERBOWL!1!1!1!1!1!1! *Cancel* *cancel*
by Ultimate G A Y February 9, 2022
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TWITTER

A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS
OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER
by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024
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