National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day 

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!

Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”

National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day by avaclose November 13, 2020

I got touched 

To get busted selling drugs

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!

I got touched by Vetrotek April 18, 2023

touchfeel 

A last defense in a dis battle. After your all out of comebacks, if you have absolutely nothing, you can rely on this one. Either your opponent will stop what he is doing rendered completely brain dead or will burst out laughing at the stupidity you just uttered. Commonly used while gaming and getting your ass handed to you.

Joe, why cant you kill anyone, your playing like a retarded gorilla. Fuck you ya fucken...uuuuh, touchfeel.

touchfeel by Zycon December 9, 2007

touch-explosives 

explosives that are friction activated

mix and dry iodine and amonia to get touch-explosives

touch-explosives by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009

Touchylittlecant 

someone so shallow that he concludes that because a insult was not cited in accordance with the Harvard Reference system it somehow reduces the appropriateness of the truth to which it implies.

"Mmm...Stephen. Insults page IV. For everyone else stuck for something.... "oh shut up you touchylittleCant

Touchylittlecant by funjy December 13, 2009

toxcheap 

'''Toxcheap''' is an abbreviated form of the phrase "Talk is Cheap!". It was made more widely known when a racer abbreviated down to "TOXCHP" and put it on the back of his car. Its roots go back to the late 1990's, when the availability of low priced, quick, sport compacts hit the scene. It was a symbol to others that bench racing and BS had no face value. And credibility would need to be earned on the track.

(Bench racer)"My honda run's 7's"
(Real racer)Toxcheap!

toxcheap by Audi Sport June 19, 2010

Touchfended 

The feeling you get when you are simultaneously moved emotionally and a little insulted.

The term is a portmanteau of "touched" and "offended"

When he said he read some bad poetry and thought of me, I was understandably touchfended.

Touchfended by -=DC=- February 24, 2011