A last defense in a dis battle. After your all out of comebacks, if you have absolutely nothing, you can rely on this one. Either your opponent will stop what he is doing rendered completely brain dead or will burst out laughing at the stupidity you just uttered. Commonly used while gaming and getting your ass handed to you.
Joe, why cant you kill anyone, your playing like a retarded gorilla. Fuck you ya fucken...uuuuh, touchfeel.
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Get the Touchful mug."Hey, did you see those guys shaking each other's hands and telling each other how great of a job they did? "Yeah I did, what a touchfest".
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Get the Touchfest mug.A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
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Get the touchmebleed mug.pronounced like TWO SHAY. Means good comeback or nice thought, often used when two people are going back and forth with insults. When someone gets burned and they dont know what to say and/or they want to compliment the burn they just got. its not the correct spelling, but its how black or mixed people spell it on facebook.
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