toilet

when you use this you usually slay the magical toilet dragon in the progress of taking a dump.

toilet in a sentence.

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

Toilet Man

a mentally ill man with scoliosis and a thirst for blood. Looks like a toilet.

Person 1: Have you heard the toilet man rumor?
Person 2: yeah, he's hot

by Plxmyaa December 4, 2020

Toilet of England

Kent county.

The name references the long queues of lorries in Kent, awaiting to enter Eurotunnel to France, held up by the long border queues because of the ill-progressing Brexit negotiations.

"Yeah, if Boris fails to agree on a deal, it's going to make Kent the Toilet of England, because of the lorry queues, they are 5 miles long already..."

by eurowatcher December 20, 2020

Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021

Toilet PB&J

When you poop on your period.

Omg Francis is making a toilet PB&J

by Lehp_71 May 25, 2021

toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid

Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.

by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021