fastest hands in the west

when your masturbating and someone walks in and you stop just as they open the door and they don t notice

damn he got the fastest hands in the west

by supasaiyand February 15, 2018

west side malvern

West Side Malvern or commonly referred to as WSM is one of Melbourne's most well know and feared gangs. Run by the leader only known as ICE3. Tags all over Melbourne link to WSM.

West Side Malvern represent yo,
oi cunt have you heard of WSM, Trent and swanny got in.

by NETFUX April 15, 2016

Kanye West Moment

When a person interrupts another person saying:
Yo, I'mma let you finish, but.... - then something that was the best to them..

Person 1 (won first place for cake contest): Wow, thanks so much.. I worked hard on my strawberry cake-
Person 2: *gets up and interrupts Person 1* Yo, I'mma let you finish, but chocolate cakes are the best cakes of all time.. all time!!
Person 3: Wow, that dude just had a total Kanye West Moment..

by Miss Cherie September 26, 2009

key west bullseye

Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.

Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?

Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?

Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.

Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.

by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009

West Cary Middle

A middle school where the demons of hell reside to learn to imitate humans blend in with them, where every kid has to be popular to be happy but unpopular to get favorited, a place where all the teachers suck (I refuse to describe their horror in full), kids get bullied, bring cigarettes, threaten to shoot it up, get injured every day, get in fights every week, talk about drugs, suicide, and cannibalism 24/7, and never stop gossiping about each other behind their backs. What do you think they're saying about you? You'd never know, because lying is the one thing the students are good at.

"Dammit, I got into Mills Park Middle, I heard It's trash... what about you, dude?"
"You're lucky, I stuck with West Cary Middle"

by thisisachristainserverbitches October 29, 2018

wild west

putting a revolver in your anus and playing Russian roulette

Jimmy: Want to play Wild West?
Bimmy: What's that?

by Anoahmous November 26, 2017

mayor adam west

a fuckin retard of a mayor on family guy but so funny that i shit myself when he talks. random as fuck

EX1:
(karaoke at the bar)

mayor adam west- i love amateurs singing karaoke at bars... but i dont like baseball cards...

EX2:
mayor adam west- dammit swanson i want them found!

joe- mayor wer looking everywhere for the griffins

mayor adam west- not them u moron. the rest of my lite-brite pieces. my names not adam we. or is it? what number did u call? dont call here again. i guess i showed him... no one messes with adam we....

EX3:
(chris falls on wests flowers)

mayor adam west- my tulips! u dick...

EX4:
mayor adam west- i spent the towns money on a gold plated statue of... digem, the sugar smacks frog...

by fdbvbdsf October 6, 2009